Just what is it with politicians? Al Gore, the World expert on Global Warming has been promising me warmer weather for years now. And just like every other politician he once again fails to deliver on his promises.
"It's Coming Don! Don't be sassin' me!"
You'd expect more from a guy with the Nobel Prize.
"Coldest winter in China in 100 years" and "Coldest Summer in Southern Hemisphere in 60 years" blah, blah.
I'm real sorry for everyone facing the "promised" extreme warming around the globe, and I'm sure that the resultant misery will be terrible:
But I just got a new canoe! And the Lake here is freezing up again!
And I have to leave tomorrow for a meeting in Oregon for the Renaissance Faire I run there, and now I have new snow drifts in the driveway.
I also have a garden to get it. And the ground is still frozen. And I can't feel my toes.
"Global warming is a state of mind Don.
Think hot!"
Think hot!"
Damn you Al Gore.
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