Now! From the company that created edible swim ware (We were so close!) comes the newest product that no home, no person, should be without.
Introducing :
Le Bloc!
What does it do????
What doesn't it do!!!!
Le Bloc is so versatile, you'll wonder what you ever did to deserve it!
A thousand and one uses!*
*(Actual number of uses may vary. We've found 5.)
Always losing your place when you put down that thrilling novel or important business proposal? Le Bloc will not only hold your place for you, it will make it practically impossible for you to misplace your book!
Men - Self conscious because size really does matter? Worried that your "package" doesn't measure up? Are you looking for the "edge" that will really impress the ladies? Le Bloc is the solution you've been waiting for! No more messy creams or stinging ointments. No more vacuum tubes or small clip-on weights! And no more embarrassment because your sock roll has unraveled.
At last you'll be sporting a real 'woody'!
And for the Ladies: Le Bloc is THE all natural personal massage device that never needs new batteries!
(DONCO Inc. is not responsible for any injuries that may result from the improper use of Le Bloc including allergies, carpenter ants and/or splinters.)
"Mmmmm. I Love my Le Bloc!"
Le Bloc is also handy around the house!
It slices! It dices! OK, mostly it just crushes, but boy does it make a great smoothie!
But what about Global Climate Change?
In these days of heightened environmental awareness, we are all looking for ways invest in 'green' products. And Le Bloc fits that bill like a square peg in a round hole! It's all natural, completely renewable, and contains carbon.
You can forget about planting trees in Chad because
Le Bloc is the carbon credit you can hold in your hand!
Le Bloc is the carbon credit you can hold in your hand!
(Warning. Unless you purchase a Le Bloc, we at DONCO will be forced to use the thousands of Le Blocs we now have at our warehouse as firewood in our wood stove. Due to your callous lack of concern about the environment, tons of carbon will be released into the atmosphere, causing an increase in Global warming, or cooling, or whatever it is that's coming up next.
And it will be all your fault.
Don't be a polluting Jerk! Order a Le Bloc right now!)
So how much would you pay for Le Bloc?
Twenty Dollars?
Fifty Dollars?
A hundred dollars?
Good.
But wait! There's more! If you order Le Bloc right now - for only three easy monthly payments of your current bank balance, (plus $74.99 S&H)
You will also receive, at no extra cost:
Das Stic!
You won't get Das Stic or Le Bloc at humor-blogs.com Just a bunch of funny stuff.
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