Guest-Posting Without a Net. Part 1. Angry Seafood

Exclusive Angry Seafood Product Line Now At DONCO

A.S.S. Ltd., the retailer behind Angry Seafood is proud to announce they have signed an exclusive agreement with DONCO to license their line of products.

One thing A.S.S Ltd. is known for is the Feel Better line of self-help products specifically designed for people with low self-esteem.

Feel Better Rubik's Cube



While people solve the thing in mere seconds, most of us got two colors done then left the thing in the closet until we sold them twenty years later on EBay. Now, thanks to DONCO and Angry Seafood anyone can easily solve that evil cube, giving even a stripper with a father and a step-father who missed her childhood dance recitals a boost in the old self-esteem department.

Feel Better Crossword Puzzles Volume I



Tired of seeing old people whip through a crossword puzzle faster then Amy Whinehouse goes through crack? With this exclusive book you will become the sensei of the crossword and the envy of your social circle. With so much new-found self esteem your life will be changed and no longer will you be hanging out at nursing homes.

But the Angry Seafood product lines include much more then self-help products. A.S.S. Ltd. has some other interesting niche items for any occasion.

Elvis Presley Commemorative Toilet Seat



You'll sing like the King on your very own Elvis Presley Commemorative Toilet Seat. Available in white and light brown the guitar seat actually plays music! (Strings not included). Makes a perfect holiday gift for that Graceland lover on your Christmas list.

The MeGPhone



A.S.S. Ltd's exclusive version of the Motorola MegPhone can now be yours thanks to DONCO. Not on is the MegPhone packed with excessive amounts of features you will never use but it also comes with the new "Push to Yell" technology. Great for a crowded room.

The 2008 Guide to Congressional Achievements



Previously on the New York Times Bestseller list, the 2008 Guide to Congressional Achievements lists in great detail all the not-very impressive results of the thousands of pages of Congressional legislation. From congratulating college sports teams on winning championships to adjourning for the Summer amid $4.00 a gallon gasoline, you can relive all the underachieving our politicians did in the year of the coming of our Lord Obama.

This is just a sample of the many fine products A.S.S. Ltd. will be bringing to DONCO and consumers world-wide just in time for the important holiday retail season. We hope you find years of enjoyment in our exclusive offerings.

A.S.S. Ltd.- "Wait until you see what's on the inside"

If you liked this guest post by Chris Cameron you can read more at his original humor blog, Angry Seafood.